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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
up to his wife and pinched her on her rear and
said, "You know if you firmed this up we could
get rid of your girdle." While this was on the
edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
and replied with silence.

The next morning the man hold his wife with a
pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you
firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death
grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed
this up we could get rid of your brother."


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