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There was a guy who just got out of a really bad
divorce with his wife. One day, he found a 
genie's lamp. The genie came out and said, "Hello
master. I will grant you three wishes but, 
whatever you wish for your wife gets double." 

The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish
anyway. For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I 
want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one 
house, his wife got two. This didn't make him 
happy but, he made his second wish. "Genie,I want
2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his
wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very 
happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I
have to remind you, what ever you wish for your 
wife gets double." 

The guy says, "Yeah,yeah. I know." 

So the guy thinks real hard and says "I got it!
Genie, beat me half to death!!" 


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