A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the 
owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no"
on his penis.  

The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway.  

When the job was complete, the man thought his 
new tattoo looked great and he paid for the 

That night when the man went home he approached 
his wife in their bedroom.  He stripped off his 
pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his
aroused organ displaying his new tattoo.  

He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think
of my new tattoo?"  

She said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me 
how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the
laundry...and now you are going to put words
in my mouth!?!?!" 

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