Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull 
off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten 
year-old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony and order him to report on all the
neighborhood activities.  

The boy began his commentary as his parents put 
their plan into operation.  "There's a car being
towed from the parking lot," he said. "An 
ambulance just drove by."  

A few moments passed.  "Looks like the Andersons
have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a 
new bike and the Coopers are having sex."  

Mom and Dad shot up in bed.  "How do you know 
that?" the startled father asked.  

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,"
his son replied. 

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