A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a
bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go 
back to his place. As they are making out in the
bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. 

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his 
muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's
1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. 

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's
pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs,
"See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of 
dynamite!" She is aching for action at this

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a 
quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs
screaming to the front door. 

He catches her before she is able to leave and
asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" 

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and
such a short fuse, I was afraid you were
about to blow!" 

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