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A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20
minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer 
service representative and says, "hey, lady, I 
got this here check for deposit and I'll be 
goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line
anymore." 

"Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind
of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but 
this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned 
interest with you yappin' away about my 
language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse"
she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' 
manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this
I have to take from you?" 

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to
be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is 
using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."
The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this
goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this
fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." 

The manager looks at the check and then at the 
man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help
you?" 


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