One day a boy asks his dad, what’s the difference
between a pussy and a cunt? Dad thought for a 
minute and said come with me. He took his son to 
his mothers bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. 

Son he whispered, see that brown soft furry 
patch, that is a pussy. 

The boy asked, may I touch it to see how soft and
furry it is? No replied his father, that might 
wake the cunt up. 

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