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There was a Rabbi who went to the Catholic Priest
at the church and asked "How do you get the money
to make your church so beautiful?". 

Father said "We hear confessions; observe while I
demonstrate". So the priest gets in the center 
compartment, the Rabbi on one side and in walks 
the first penitent. "It's been one week since my
last confession and I have commited adultery 
three times". Father says "For your penance say a
Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection 
box and your sins will be forgiven". 

The next penitent walks in and says "It's been 
one week since my last confession and I've 
committed adultery three times". Father says "For
your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars
in the collection box and your sins will be 
forgiven". 

The Rabbi says, "Ooh, can I try?" So the priest 
and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next 
penitent. "Can I help you" says the Rabbi. The 
penitent says "It's been one week since my last
confession and I've committed adultery two 
times". The Rabbi says "Go out and do it a third
time; we have a special, three for five dollars!"


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